Murder of English language!

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But
Too Funny. Just Read It.



· Infosys, Bangalore:
An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my
village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week
leave."



· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to
shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please
grant a week's leave.."



· From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired
and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since
I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please
grant me half day casual leave"



· An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please
declare one-day holiday."



· A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this
school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



· Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache
is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



· Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."



· Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer
to my below..."



· Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is
suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted
leave".



· Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you are also in the same
well."



· A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your
advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As
I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good
experience, I am applying for the post.